I didn't quite understand the hype behind it so I decided to give it a try. I sniffed glue for well over an hour today. It was easily the worst decision I made today, second only to my decision concerning which brand of glue to sniff.

Elmer's Glue-All, dear friends, is non-toxic, dries clear, and is best used on porous and semi-porous surfaces. It also smells rather sour, the kind of sour that is inedible and inorganic, which incidentally, is also the kind of sour that you wouldn't want to be sniffing for well over an hour.

Join me next week as I experiment with dropping acid.

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