Guy1 (wearing striped cycling shorts): "... most beautiful ass in the world, I swear!"
Guy2 (outside my peripheral vision): "Hmm... are we thinking about the same person?"
Guy1: "I think so... most beautiful ass in the world, I swear!"
Guy2: "Where's he been lately?" (I think I hear a misused pronoun.)
Guy1: "In Canada, I believe."
Guy2: "What's he doing in Canada?" (Guy2 has a problem with pronouns, I start to think.)
Guy1: "Married."
Guy2: "Married?"
Guy1: "He's married to some guy in Canada, I heard... most beautiful ass in the world, I swear!" (The pronouns were fine, apparently.)

I started to believe that whoever that guy is, for some grown man to have to swear three consecutive times about his backside, he's indeed got the most beautiful ass in the world, probably enough to make all men instantaneously lose their Y chromosomes at its mere proximity. Too bad then that he's already married to some guy in Canada because I would have found the perfect opportunity to test the boundaries of my heterosexuality.

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