It was a perfect eureka moment. I saw the bottle of Absolut Peppars where I left it after trying out a shot last week and I was fixing myself a glass of V8-ish juice right about the time. I figured, why the hell not?

I didn't really know what to do with the pepper vodka (thanks Itchy and Brent, btw), and I had a difficult time drinking it straight, what with the jalapeño flavor and all. It was probably not the best drink for me to have right after working out, but it did taste great, so...

The recipe:
1 part Absolut Peppars
4 parts V8 (I used Berri Harmonics Vegetable Juice)
1 part lemon juice

Mix everything in a glass with ice, then garnish with ten strips of bacon (because everything tastes better with bacon). Note: I actually didn't have bacon available when I fixed the drink, but I discovered the drink anyway so I can bloody well put anything in it.

Next up: The Bloody Stool.

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